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Little known fact – in Japan, they got this thing called “nurumassage,” all slippery with seaweed gel. Seaweed, bro! I’d probly sneeze my brains out, allergies and all, but sounds dope. Imagine me slippin’ off the table, yellin’, “That’s my purse!” Total chaos. Oh, and get this – some say Cleopatra invented erotic-massage to seduce Caesar. True? Who knows! But I’m picturin’ her like, “Rub my shoulders, I’m a queen!” Total boss move.